Thursday, June 17, 2010

All is well for developers(Funny)

Aal izz Well.........
Jab code ho out of control
to mouse ko karke hold,
mouse ko karke hold, Enter daba ke bol....
Aal izz Well.........

Coder kya jaane coding karna kya hota......Kya Hota.....
Testing karke uska kab bhala hota...Arey Na Hota.....!!
Koi naa jaane deployment ka kya hoga.....!!!


To mouse Ghuma...Wire Hila,
Log off karke bol...Bhaiya Aal Izz Well.......Arey Chachu Aal Izz Well....

Confusion hi confusion hai
Code ka kuch bhi pata nahi
Code jo humko mila to sala
Requirement kya tha pata nahi

System jo mera baar baar hang hojaye
System pe rakh ke haath usey tu phusla le
System idiot hai pyaar se usko samjha le

To mouse Ghuma...Wire Hila,
Log off karke bol...Bhaiya Aal Izz Well.......Arey Chachu Aal Izz Well....

Canteen ki pee gaya chai
Dimaag to phir bhi chala nahi
Coding karte raat ho gayi
Error to phir bhi dikha nahi

Developer kya jaane uski jaan ka kya hoga….kya hoga…..
Abend ayega ya saala escalate hoga…..dono hoga…..
Koi naa jaane deployment ka kya hoga.....!!!

To mouse Ghuma...Wire Hila,
Log off karke bol...Bhaiya Aal Izz Well.......Arey Chachu Aal Izz Well.